Letter to Ana-Lucia

[anolinde]

[mood: Indescribable]
[music: Forgotten- Avril Lavigne]

Last night's LOST episode gave me the following equations:

Sawyer = PWN = WIN

Ana-Lucia = :((((((

Sawyer + Ana-Lucia = DON'T EVEN GO THERE

Dear Ana-Lucia,

When I first saw you in one of Jack's flashbacks, I didn't like you very much. You were too flirty and annoying. But I thought you would get better. At least I tried to think that, because realistically, I didn't know anything about your character.

But now that I've seen you on the island, I'd like you to please get off of it. Immediately.

1) I can't stand your "I'm so important and tough that I'm going to make the rules and you have to follow them" attitude. Reality check: You're not the only one on the island. Why is it that you get to make the rules? Who elected you the leader? And if you were elected leader, the least you could do is order people around in a civil tone. None of this, "I'm better than you, so shut up and don't say anything."

2) I hate the way you walk like you're on Alias or something, like the world will blow up if you don't stride purposefully around the grass, like you're the head of a mega-corporation, like you're more important than you really are. RELAX. Seriously, the state of your well-being does not depend on how girl-powerish your power-walking is.

3) You're really not impressing anyone with your "I can use a gun! I can throw a rock! I can punch someone! I can screw my face up and talk tough!" routine. It's boring. We get enough of that from Sawyer/Kate/Jack... only they have actual reasons for doing it.

4) I admit that I know nothing about your past, but I can already say that I'm not very sympathetic about it, just by the way you're acting - like you have a vendetta against the entire freaking island and everything on it.

No love, and hoping that you're the major female character who kicks it before the holidays,

- anolinde

Heh, that was quite immature, but it definitely let me blow off some steam. I still don't really like her.

Zomg, that Jin/chicken-man dream was SO. FREAKY. It took me a few seconds to realize that the guy was blinking with the beeping alarm, but when I did... *hides* And his eyes were so scary! But, LOL, "Have a cluckity-cluck day, Hugo!"

Hehe, Sawyer pwned this episode. "You wanna get me out of here, Hot Lips? [Anyone remember Houlihan being called this on M*A*S*H?]. Well, you're gonna..." *slam* "Bitch." LMFAO BEST. QUOTE. EVER. Unless it was:

Ana-Lucia: Blah blah blah... follow my rules... When I say 'move,' you move. When I say 'stop,' you stop. When I say 'jump,' you say--
Sawyer: You first.

That's why we love you, Sawyer. :P So amusing.

CLUCK YOU!

Charlie was so funny! "So, you're going to lie to the baby? What about the fifty million you're worth, was that just a lie, too?"

Hurley: It's fifty-six million.
Charlie: Oh, I must have confused that with the ninety trillion I'm worth. And this baby's made out of chocolate lollipops! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to sprout wings and go fly off this bloody island!

WIN.

Felt bad for Hurley, though. His flashbacks weren't very interesting, but his friend DJ was so creepy when he was just standing there in front of the car! *runs* And drivesuckSHAFT... hehe. Showing us the album was pretty cool. :( Poor Charlie.

Poor Sun, as well. That must suck. Wonder if anyone's going to dig up the messages later. Probably, because that means more drama yay!

Note to Jack: When you walk in on someone taking a shower, you don't stand there and strike up a conversation. You're a cool guy, but sometimes you're just clueless.

Hm... I wonder if the hatch and the place where the tail end survivors are staying is the same place. That'd be pretty cool. ^_^

Zomg, I wonder if Sawyer/Jin/Michael are going to be infected now with the sickness of the other survivors... That'd totally suck. :( I hope no one dies. Well, except for Ana-Lucia.

Libby and the Mysterious Island Man seem nice. ^_^ Bernard's cool, too. I loved how Rose saved a chocolate bar for him. So sweet!

And the peanut butter! Charlie + Claire = ♥ That was so cute! And Turnip-head was all smiley! :DDDDDDD

So nobody hates Hugo!

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Crud, that reminds me - I forgot to turn on my closed captions this week. Something I have to get used to doing, then I catch most all of what is said.