anolinde: (Default)
( Jun. 16th, 2007 07:52 pm)
I hate baseball.

Here's the deal. Baseball and I have long held a mutual enmity for each other. When I was little, I used to get dragged around to every single one of my brother's games, some of which were an hour away and others of which were at our local hellhole field. Regardless of where the game was located, I would end up sitting there for about two hours, listening to Stepford Wives mothers cheering their sons on and getting bitten in places you don't even want to think about by mosquitos.

You'd think that would be enough, and that [insert your preferred deity here] would give me a break, but invariably my parents are bitches, and thus I have this rant )

P.S. The kicker is, I'm getting dragged to another baseball game tomorrow.
anolinde: (Default)
( Aug. 5th, 2006 08:09 am)
Yay, random survey!

Click! )

Moving onto other news, today I solved a problem in my life. You see, in our kitchen cabinet we have stacks of bowls and plates, right? Well, we have these small bowls, and there are too many of them to stack on one shelf. There are always three left over, so we put those on either the really small plates or the next smallest plates. However, the thing that is annoying about this is that people'll move the bowls back and forth when they're trying to get the small or second-smallest plates, so they're always on top of the one that you need to get. I dunno, it's just one of life's ironies.

Anyway, so today I was having breakfast, and I went to get the second-smallest plate. Of course, the bowls were on top of that stack. So I looked at the stack of small bowls, and decided that there was now enough room to put the extra bowls. I lifted them up, and was bringing them down when I dropped the bowls. Two of them broke. Now, at first I was like, "OMG, THIS SUCKS," because it made a wicked loud noise and there was ceramic everywhere, but then I realized:

I had totally just solved the problem. Since there was now only one extra bowl, it can totally fit in with the others! *pats self on the back* No more inconvenient moving-bowls-back-and-forth for anyone! *triumphant, fanfare music*

But now I have another problem: Ants. In less than twenty-four hours, I've killed four of them in my room alone, and I've killed a frillion more in the kitchen. I've even seen them crawling on the countertop, which is disgusting. I hate ants so much, it's not even funny. I hate them in the way that most people hate spiders. Just watching them is disgusting. I hate them so much. And now they're invading our house! *dies*

Gah... and no word of where my package is. -_-
anolinde: (Default)
( Jun. 25th, 2006 08:07 pm)
You know the thing I hate about living in a big house?

It's that, whenever you're alone, and paranoid enough to hear noises and think that it's an axe murderer or rapist, no matter how many times you walk around the house with a pair of scissors and a waterbottle in case you need to throw water at the perpetrator and distract them, they could always be using the other staircase to avoid you.

Enough said.

Anyhoo, today I had a babysitting job with three kids, and won instant respect from them because I knew all of the Disney songs on their CD. They were quizzing me on which one was from which movie, and I guessed them all correctly. ^_^

And another thing: Tomorrow, I'm going back to gymnastics! =DDD Yay!
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