![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
[mood: 
Indescribable]
[music: Forgotten- Avril Lavigne]
Last night's LOST episode gave me the following equations:
Sawyer = PWN = WIN
Ana-Lucia = :((((((
Sawyer + Ana-Lucia = DON'T EVEN GO THERE
Dear Ana-Lucia,
When I first saw you in one of Jack's flashbacks, I didn't like you very much. You were too flirty and annoying. But I thought you would get better. At least I tried to think that, because realistically, I didn't know anything about your character.
But now that I've seen you on the island, I'd like you to please get off of it. Immediately.
1) I can't stand your "I'm so important and tough that I'm going to make the rules and you have to follow them" attitude. Reality check: You're not the only one on the island. Why is it that you get to make the rules? Who elected you the leader? And if you were elected leader, the least you could do is order people around in a civil tone. None of this, "I'm better than you, so shut up and don't say anything."
2) I hate the way you walk like you're on Alias or something, like the world will blow up if you don't stride purposefully around the grass, like you're the head of a mega-corporation, like you're more important than you really are. RELAX. Seriously, the state of your well-being does not depend on how girl-powerish your power-walking is.
3) You're really not impressing anyone with your "I can use a gun! I can throw a rock! I can punch someone! I can screw my face up and talk tough!" routine. It's boring. We get enough of that from Sawyer/Kate/Jack... only they have actual reasons for doing it.
4) I admit that I know nothing about your past, but I can already say that I'm not very sympathetic about it, just by the way you're acting - like you have a vendetta against the entire freaking island and everything on it.
No love, and hoping that you're the major female character who kicks it before the holidays,
-![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
anolinde
Heh, that was quite immature, but it definitely let me blow off some steam. I still don't really like her.
Zomg, that Jin/chicken-man dream was SO. FREAKY. It took me a few seconds to realize that the guy was blinking with the beeping alarm, but when I did... *hides* And his eyes were so scary! But, LOL, "Have a cluckity-cluck day, Hugo!"
Hehe, Sawyer pwned this episode. "You wanna get me out of here, Hot Lips? [Anyone remember Houlihan being called this on M*A*S*H?]. Well, you're gonna..." *slam* "Bitch." LMFAO BEST. QUOTE. EVER. Unless it was:
Ana-Lucia: Blah blah blah... follow my rules... When I say 'move,' you move. When I say 'stop,' you stop. When I say 'jump,' you say--
Sawyer: You first.
That's why we love you, Sawyer. :P So amusing.
CLUCK YOU!
Charlie was so funny! "So, you're going to lie to the baby? What about the fifty million you're worth, was that just a lie, too?"
Hurley: It's fifty-six million.
Charlie: Oh, I must have confused that with the ninety trillion I'm worth. And this baby's made out of chocolate lollipops! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to sprout wings and go fly off this bloody island!
WIN.
Felt bad for Hurley, though. His flashbacks weren't very interesting, but his friend DJ was so creepy when he was just standing there in front of the car! *runs* AnddrivesuckSHAFT... hehe. Showing us the album was pretty cool. :( Poor Charlie.
Poor Sun, as well. That must suck. Wonder if anyone's going to dig up the messages later. Probably, because that means more drama yay!
Note to Jack: When you walk in on someone taking a shower, you don't stand there and strike up a conversation. You're a cool guy, but sometimes you're just clueless.
Hm... I wonder if the hatch and the place where the tail end survivors are staying is the same place. That'd be pretty cool. ^_^
Zomg, I wonder if Sawyer/Jin/Michael are going to be infected now with the sickness of the other survivors... That'd totally suck. :( I hope no one dies. Well, except for Ana-Lucia.
Libby and the Mysterious Island Man seem nice. ^_^ Bernard's cool, too. I loved how Rose saved a chocolate bar for him. So sweet!
And the peanut butter! Charlie + Claire = ♥ That was so cute! And Turnip-head was all smiley! :DDDDDDD
So nobody hates Hugo!
Indescribable][music: Forgotten- Avril Lavigne]
Last night's LOST episode gave me the following equations:
Sawyer = PWN = WIN
Ana-Lucia = :((((((
Sawyer + Ana-Lucia = DON'T EVEN GO THERE
Dear Ana-Lucia,
When I first saw you in one of Jack's flashbacks, I didn't like you very much. You were too flirty and annoying. But I thought you would get better. At least I tried to think that, because realistically, I didn't know anything about your character.
But now that I've seen you on the island, I'd like you to please get off of it. Immediately.
1) I can't stand your "I'm so important and tough that I'm going to make the rules and you have to follow them" attitude. Reality check: You're not the only one on the island. Why is it that you get to make the rules? Who elected you the leader? And if you were elected leader, the least you could do is order people around in a civil tone. None of this, "I'm better than you, so shut up and don't say anything."
2) I hate the way you walk like you're on Alias or something, like the world will blow up if you don't stride purposefully around the grass, like you're the head of a mega-corporation, like you're more important than you really are. RELAX. Seriously, the state of your well-being does not depend on how girl-powerish your power-walking is.
3) You're really not impressing anyone with your "I can use a gun! I can throw a rock! I can punch someone! I can screw my face up and talk tough!" routine. It's boring. We get enough of that from Sawyer/Kate/Jack... only they have actual reasons for doing it.
4) I admit that I know nothing about your past, but I can already say that I'm not very sympathetic about it, just by the way you're acting - like you have a vendetta against the entire freaking island and everything on it.
No love, and hoping that you're the major female character who kicks it before the holidays,
-
anolindeHeh, that was quite immature, but it definitely let me blow off some steam. I still don't really like her.
Zomg, that Jin/chicken-man dream was SO. FREAKY. It took me a few seconds to realize that the guy was blinking with the beeping alarm, but when I did... *hides* And his eyes were so scary! But, LOL, "Have a cluckity-cluck day, Hugo!"
Hehe, Sawyer pwned this episode. "You wanna get me out of here, Hot Lips? [Anyone remember Houlihan being called this on M*A*S*H?]. Well, you're gonna..." *slam* "Bitch." LMFAO BEST. QUOTE. EVER. Unless it was:
Ana-Lucia: Blah blah blah... follow my rules... When I say 'move,' you move. When I say 'stop,' you stop. When I say 'jump,' you say--
Sawyer: You first.
That's why we love you, Sawyer. :P So amusing.
CLUCK YOU!
Charlie was so funny! "So, you're going to lie to the baby? What about the fifty million you're worth, was that just a lie, too?"
Hurley: It's fifty-six million.
Charlie: Oh, I must have confused that with the ninety trillion I'm worth. And this baby's made out of chocolate lollipops! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to sprout wings and go fly off this bloody island!
WIN.
Felt bad for Hurley, though. His flashbacks weren't very interesting, but his friend DJ was so creepy when he was just standing there in front of the car! *runs* And
Poor Sun, as well. That must suck. Wonder if anyone's going to dig up the messages later. Probably, because that means more drama yay!
Note to Jack: When you walk in on someone taking a shower, you don't stand there and strike up a conversation. You're a cool guy, but sometimes you're just clueless.
Hm... I wonder if the hatch and the place where the tail end survivors are staying is the same place. That'd be pretty cool. ^_^
Zomg, I wonder if Sawyer/Jin/Michael are going to be infected now with the sickness of the other survivors... That'd totally suck. :( I hope no one dies. Well, except for Ana-Lucia.
Libby and the Mysterious Island Man seem nice. ^_^ Bernard's cool, too. I loved how Rose saved a chocolate bar for him. So sweet!
And the peanut butter! Charlie + Claire = ♥ That was so cute! And Turnip-head was all smiley! :DDDDDDD
So nobody hates Hugo!
Tags:
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
From: (Anonymous)
no subject
Actually, I thought it was "And this baby's just made a chocolate lollipop." As in, he dirtied his diaper.
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
*sporfle*
Alright, consider me converted. I really quickly came to dislike Ana-Lucia, and would have no problem with her being the one who gets killed off. Part of me does still hope it's Claire, though - I dislike her even more.
When I say 'jump,' you say--
Sawyer: You first.
That was priceless, gotta love Sawyer - he is snarki-love.
From:
no subject
Part of me does still hope it's Claire, though - I dislike her even more.
:( Poor Turnip-head!
From:
no subject
Aw, he'll survive somehow. Jack can whip him a baby formula with a mix of coconut milk whatever they can dig out of Desmond's bunker. He'll be fine. And I won't have to listen to Claire's whimpering anymore. Or !whiny!Charlie, whinging on about how lovely Claire is and poor blithering Charlie is being left out of all the bunker fun, give me peanut butter now, WAH! Yes, after last nite I have now grouped Charlie into the same group as Claire - if they get knocked off, no tears from me. *ducks and runs*
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
Have you ever seen Star Wars? Of course Sawyer/Anna, eventually. They are both stuborn, ignorant, and think they're always right...
Anna had some sort of authoritive position, at least that's what one of the writers said way back when. I think her story will be interesting.
Charlie and Claire = soooo cute. ^_^
From:
no subject
KASFSKLHGKLSN;AD;A*die*
Um... yeah...
I didn't even notice the arrow logo, cause I'm blind like that. But I'd be surprised if they weren't connected; I mean, how many underground/hidden tunnel-things can one island hold? In addition to the security-monster?
From:
no subject
There was a screencap on
From:
no subject
DIE BIATCH FROM ISLAND OF DOOM.
Seriously...I am going to jump out of a window if Ana-Lucia doesn't die. 'OMGZ look @ me wiv my way cool MANSTRIDE' biatch.
Sawyer WINS. omg SO funny *darkness* '....Bitch.' && He's getting beaten up by a girl and all he can say is '...you didn't say three!' LOLZ he owns.
BERNARD! *clings* I'm am so a Rose/Bernard shipper XD
CHARLIE! ♥ luff
C/C *spazms* *heart attack*
PEANUT BUTTER ROUND TWO *SQUEEEE*
and breatheeee. Okay. Sorry. Fangirling out of the way now XD
From:
no subject
Hehe, Bernard... so cool. Poor guy, but he'll probably see Rose in a few episodes. :)
From:
no subject
Sawyer's and Charlie's quotes are the best ;)
And peanut butter scene OMG Amazing!
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
The little kids look so cute! :DDD I hope they didn't die... :(