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I literally just had the most amazing dream sex with Thor from The Avengers.
For some reason the Avengers were hanging out and trying to jump into a projector screen, which would transport them to the scene inside of the screen. Clint, Natasha, and Tony could do it, but I couldn't. =( So, being the flirtatious little minx that I totally am in real life, I batted my eyelashes at Thor, sat down on his lap, and was all like, "Can you take me there?"
Cue amazing, ridiculously hot sex. Other random details: getting interrupted by various family members and friends, but giving absolutely zero fucks; having to relocate at one point and gathering up all of our stuff, but telling Thor, "Sorry, I can't lift the hammer, you'll have to get that one"; and a guidance counseling session with one of Professor Umbridge's guidance counselors, but I didn't trust her so I didn't tell her anything.
Seriously, if this is what happens when I read Avengers fic before going to bed, I need to do that more often. Let's just say that dream!Thor is... very well endowed.
ETA: The next morning, my dream self made out with Natasha Romanoff. Apparently my dream self is also bisexual.
For some reason the Avengers were hanging out and trying to jump into a projector screen, which would transport them to the scene inside of the screen. Clint, Natasha, and Tony could do it, but I couldn't. =( So, being the flirtatious little minx that I totally am in real life, I batted my eyelashes at Thor, sat down on his lap, and was all like, "Can you take me there?"
Cue amazing, ridiculously hot sex. Other random details: getting interrupted by various family members and friends, but giving absolutely zero fucks; having to relocate at one point and gathering up all of our stuff, but telling Thor, "Sorry, I can't lift the hammer, you'll have to get that one"; and a guidance counseling session with one of Professor Umbridge's guidance counselors, but I didn't trust her so I didn't tell her anything.
Seriously, if this is what happens when I read Avengers fic before going to bed, I need to do that more often. Let's just say that dream!Thor is... very well endowed.
ETA: The next morning, my dream self made out with Natasha Romanoff. Apparently my dream self is also bisexual.
