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OMFG WHAT THE HELL.
According to Pirate's Life, a fan website for the trilogy, here is the summary of the third one (World's End):
"There's no way to even talk about the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 without spoiling the second film, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. The events of the third movie seem to pick up right where the second one left off, and by the time this movie begins lots of big things have happened to the characters. So if you're afraid of having almost every part of the second Pirate movie spoiled, don't read this!
Pirates 3 begins in the Orient, where Elizabeth Swann, Keira Knightley's character, is taking a prisoner to the dread pirate Sao Feng. We soon see that she's in cahoots with Barbossa, the evil ghost pirate from the first film. The spoilers are already beginning! The plan is to exchange the prisoner, who is hooded, for some charts Sao Feng has, but the whole thing is a scam.
The prisoner is actually Will Turner, Orland Bloom's character, and the heroes make off with the charts anyway. It turns out that the charts are to help them find Davey Jones' Locker, where Jack Sparrow went after he died in the last film. And again, the spoilers. The Black Pearl sank; it seems, with Jack on board. Jack is not in heaven or hell, though, but in Purgatory, which for him is a desert filled with weird crabs"
WTF. WTF. WTF. NO. NO. NO. NO, THEY DID NOT JUST FUCKING SAY THAT.
Seriously, you have GOT to be kidding me. POTC is dead without Captain Jack Sparrow. How the hell do they think they can pull off the movie without him?! JSJFKLDJKLSDGLHGLDHFSJGKSGJ;S
Wtf, this is so, so, SO NOT FUCKING COOL. I do NOT want to pay seven dollars to watch Jack die, thank you very much. Damnit, Disney, you fucking screwed up with this one. *incomprehensible rage*
Well, that just ruined my day.
According to Pirate's Life, a fan website for the trilogy, here is the summary of the third one (World's End):
"There's no way to even talk about the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 without spoiling the second film, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. The events of the third movie seem to pick up right where the second one left off, and by the time this movie begins lots of big things have happened to the characters. So if you're afraid of having almost every part of the second Pirate movie spoiled, don't read this!
Pirates 3 begins in the Orient, where Elizabeth Swann, Keira Knightley's character, is taking a prisoner to the dread pirate Sao Feng. We soon see that she's in cahoots with Barbossa, the evil ghost pirate from the first film. The spoilers are already beginning! The plan is to exchange the prisoner, who is hooded, for some charts Sao Feng has, but the whole thing is a scam.
The prisoner is actually Will Turner, Orland Bloom's character, and the heroes make off with the charts anyway. It turns out that the charts are to help them find Davey Jones' Locker, where Jack Sparrow went after he died in the last film. And again, the spoilers. The Black Pearl sank; it seems, with Jack on board. Jack is not in heaven or hell, though, but in Purgatory, which for him is a desert filled with weird crabs"
WTF. WTF. WTF. NO. NO. NO. NO, THEY DID NOT JUST FUCKING SAY THAT.
Seriously, you have GOT to be kidding me. POTC is dead without Captain Jack Sparrow. How the hell do they think they can pull off the movie without him?! JSJFKLDJKLSDGLHGLDHFSJGKSGJ;S
Wtf, this is so, so, SO NOT FUCKING COOL. I do NOT want to pay seven dollars to watch Jack die, thank you very much. Damnit, Disney, you fucking screwed up with this one. *incomprehensible rage*
Well, that just ruined my day.
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And ouch, I really hope they don't make more POTC films... I don't see how they can possibly be good, especially since they only started making the sequels once CotBP made so much money. -_-
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