Bananas

[anolinde]

OMFG I WAS STALKED BY A BANANA TODAY.

No, seriously.

Me: Wow, your buddy icon just randomly appeared on the top left-hand corner of my computer.
Me: Only it's frozen in the middle.
Me: Lol, I'll send you a picture.
captain_lanie: okay...
Me: Connect!
anolinde wants to directly connect.
captain_lanie is now directly connected.
captain_lanie: Woot
Me: {image}
captain_lanie: lol
captain_lanie direct connection is closed.
Me: Yes, quite.
Me: OMGZ IT'S BACK AGAIN!
captain_lanie: HA!
Me: *shifty eyes*
captain_lanie: You'll never escape me! MWAHAHAHA!
Me: *runs from scary icon*
Me: *returns with exterminator*
captain_lanie: It won't work!
Me: I'LL GET YOU, YOU DANCING CORNCOB!
captain_lanie: It's a banana!

captain_lanie: B-A-N-A-N-A!
Me: THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!
captain_lanie: B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Me: BANANAS!
captain_lanie: That's great.
Me: Quite.
Me: Unfortunately the maker doesn't want it to be used. :-(
Me: IT'S BACKOMFG!
captain_lanie: Heh. i
captain_lanie: I'll change it.
Me: No, lol.
captain_lanie: It's stalking you....
captain_lanie: I put a camera in it so i can see what you're doing RIGHT NOW!
Me: It just comes up whenever I try to import songs onto the Jukebox.
captain_lanie: Right now you are... typing!
Me: Oh, what am I doing?
Me: How about now?
captain_lanie: watching.
captain_lanie: waiting
captain_lanie: comiserating!
Me: No, not really.
Me: SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Me: I WILL NOT GO!
captain_lanie: turn the lights off
Me: CARRY ME HOME!
Me: Or not.
captain_lanie: nanananananananana
Me: Cause, you know, that would kind of be hard to do.
captain_lanie: nanananananananana
Me: IT'S BACK AGAIN!
captain_lanie: That is so funny.
Me: It likes me.
Me: *win*
captain_lanie: It hates you. it's giving me blackmail.
Me: What kind of blackmail are we talking about here?
Me: Like, the time I did that thing with the goat?
captain_lanie: What?
Me: Oh, you'd like to know, wouldn't you.
captain_lanie: Goat?
Me: Let me tell you this: That's one fucked up goat.
Me: And I won't specify whether I mean literally or figuratively...
captain_lanie: What are you talking about?
Me: LOL JK JK.
Me: PWN PWN PWN.
captain_lanie: Oh, shut up.
Me: :DDDD

Yeah... So, skating was fun. I learned how to skate backwards, yay! And I did a shoot-the-duck. ^_^ And then I had some Combos. Mm... Combos... *izded*

The end.

Comments

[captain-lanie.livejournal.com]

Those were good times man. It's not a corncob. It's a... BANANA!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

[anolinde.livejournal.com]

THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!