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Stole a meme from [livejournal.com profile] mata090680!

Anolinde in Shortperson5555 Et Al
Alight with passion, this daring romance, set in the early Twenties, depicts mere acquaintances, [livejournal.com profile] shortperson5555 (Hugh Grant) and [livejournal.com profile] anolinde (Carrie-Anne Moss), who find themselves on the run from the law, due to the fact that the worst scenario one could imagine has been dreamed up by her naïve cousin, [livejournal.com profile] captain_lanie (Winona Ryder). You'll laugh; you'll cry. In that order.
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LOLZ at the title!

Anolinde in Secret Agent Cubed
In this action-packed masterpiece, [livejournal.com profile] anolinde (Gwyneth Paltrow) is a convicted soldier with a mission. She is forced to question [livejournal.com profile] cactus_wren (Whoopi Goldberg) before crime kingpin, [livejournal.com profile] mata090680 (Catherine Zeta-Jones), harms her. For no apparent reason, she brings down a hidden facility under false pretenses. This picture tells a thousand words. Most of them are interjections.
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Hehe, Whoopi Goldberg as [livejournal.com profile] cactus_wren. *giggles* Just like Gwyneth Paltrow as me.

Anolinde in Veto Las Vegas
[livejournal.com profile] anolinde (Jodie Foster) has just one thing wrong in her life. With that familiar conspiracy theory ring, her best laid plan is faring only as could be expected, and [livejournal.com profile] elven_pirate_22, her communications director (Kate Hudson), is struck by amnesia at the worst possible time. [livejournal.com profile] elven_minority_22 (Elizabeth Taylor) elicits a huge reformation, which alone makes this the finest motion-picture to date.
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...Come again?

Anolinde in Ctrl+Freak
After a series of unsatisfying burritos, [livejournal.com profile] anolinde (Winona Ryder) is a technologically-minded crime fighter racing against the clock. Simultaneously, [livejournal.com profile] ellutek (Jennifer Garner) works with [livejournal.com profile] boondockhottie (Janeane Garofalo) to find a solution for Anolinde's problems. A heart-stopping movie that the whole family can enjoy! (Except those with pacemakers.)
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*pouts* Why can't I be Jennifer Garner?!

Anolinde in Michelangelo's Shoes
After a series of unsatisfying burritos, [livejournal.com profile] anolinde (Courteney Cox) briefly travels to the past, where she sees her younger self wearing her hair in pigtails and being adorable. A short while later, [livejournal.com profile] tialys (Julia Roberts) turns to [livejournal.com profile] tinuviel428 (Alicia Silverstone) for help. Once the true destructive power has been revealed, Manhattan hides.
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LOLZ that's stupid.

Almost as stupid as the released tracklist for the Goblet of Fire soundtrack. Get a look at this:

The Story Continues
Frank Dies
The Quidditch World Cup
The Dark Mark
Foreign Visitors Arrive
The Goblet Of Fire
Rita Skeeter
Sirius Fire
Harry Sees Dragons
Golden Egg
Neville's Waltz
Harry In Winter
Potter Waltz
Underwater Secrets
The Black Lake
Hogwarts' March
The Maze
Voldemort
Death Of Cedric
Another Year Ends
Hogwarts' Hymn
Do The Hippogriff
This Is The Night
Magic Works

Like, wtf?! "Frank Dies"?! "Death of Cedric"?! I can't even begin to understand "Sirius Fire." And, *sixth-grader giggles* "Do the Hippogriff" is so unintentionally funny. Heh.

"Hogwarts' March" and "Hogwarts' Hymn"... hm... could we possibly get the school song? Please? kthnxbai.

From: [identity profile] captain-lanie.livejournal.com


I'm played by Winona Ryder. Not bad.

*shines nails on shirt*

Not bad at all...

From: [identity profile] captain-lanie.livejournal.com


Hey, what's that post for _dittany up there? Why is only for her, huh? If it's an assignment, can't I see it?
*puppy lip* Is it that vignette thing you've been working on?

From: [identity profile] tialys.livejournal.com


LOL

m'kay. The soundtrack titles are a bit... spoilerish, no? I mean "Death of Cedric" is a bit too blunt. Did John Williams do this soundtrack? I heard he was not going to and trhat would be... bad.

From: [identity profile] anolinde.livejournal.com


Nope, Patrick Doyle's doing this one. It sounds pretty good, from what I've heard in the trailers.

As for the spoilers, I think they're assuming that everyone's read the book... but yeah, "Death of Cedric" is a little bit in-your-face-ish.
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