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[mood: 
Annoyed]
[music: Make Your Own Kind of Music- Mama Cass]
Stalker-pal returns! Actually, I IMed him first, because I'm trying to figure out who the heck he (or she, if they're playing a joke) is.
Me: Hey, feel like telling me who you are today?
Person: sexy....
Me: No, that doesn't count.
Person: excuse me for being so foward, but i want to fuck you with my cirimcized penis
Person: whats your fav position
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Me: Um, no, is sex all you guys think about?
Me: Like, seriously, does anything else go on inside your heads?
Person: sex your ass
Person: i mastrubated to you last night
Me: ...
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Person: it was good
Me: I'm sure you're just cracking up over this.
Person: no im serious
Person: i wish i were a girl, then i could use a vibrator
Me: So serious that you lied to me about who you were?
Person: i didnt lie
Me: Yeah, you did.
Person: i just said that that was my name because if i told you my real name, you would cal me and tell me to go fuck myself.. which by the way, i already did
Me: I wouldn't call you, are you kidding?
Person: 1800 fuck me 2
Me: I'd tell it to your face... unless you were being the nice stalker.
Me: Lolz, no.
Person: i dont like to play nice
Person: ...
Person: meow
Person: i have a colection of handcuffs
Person: I bind my hands to the bed then i flip up and lick erection
Person: will you do that to me
Me: Wow, this is really too much info, I don't care, and no, I won't.
Me: How do you even know me, anyway?
Me: Are we in any of the same classes?
Person: there is this one spot where i like it
Me: Or did you just pick a random person to stalk?
Person: if you meet my outside the caf at either lunch on tuesday, we can go to the school nurces office and get a condum, unless you want to have my baby, which is alright with me my sexy beetach
Me: Lolz, you're funny.
Me: You're also avoiding my questions.
Person: what is your question
Person: d o you want to know where the special spot is
Me: How do you know me?
Person: ?
Person: im always watching
Me: Are we in any of the same classes?
Person: look behind you
Me: How much do you watch?
Me: Do you actually know anything about me?
Person: 25 hours a day
Person: [my name]
Person: [my age]
Person: your a gymnist
Person: your mom speaks spanish
Person: you like lotr
Person: youre brother is in love with baseball
Person: you have your ears pierced but you dont wear earings to school
Person: your cousin steals from you
All of the above is true. At this point, I'm 95% sure it's one of my friends playing some sick joke. STOP IT, it's perverted.
Person: .
Person: ....
Person: sexy
Person: youre avoiding my question
Person: whats youre fav position
Me: I don't have a favorite position. And if I did, I certainly wouldn't tell you.
Person: why
Me: Jeez, you're a hardcore stalker.
Me: Lolz.
Person: answer my question
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Me: Wow. You like that word, don't you?
Person: i feel the need to get the handcuffs out again, bye my sweets
Me: ...The fuck?
Person: :-*
Person: ttyl
Person signed off at 3:45:20 PM.
This is getting a little out of hand... I don't even mind when the person gets all perverted, but the only way they could find half of that stuff out is if they were one of my friends, in which case THIS IS A FUCKING SICK JOKE, SO STOP IT.
Annoyed][music: Make Your Own Kind of Music- Mama Cass]
Stalker-pal returns! Actually, I IMed him first, because I'm trying to figure out who the heck he (or she, if they're playing a joke) is.
Me: Hey, feel like telling me who you are today?
Person: sexy....
Me: No, that doesn't count.
Person: excuse me for being so foward, but i want to fuck you with my cirimcized penis
Person: whats your fav position
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Me: Um, no, is sex all you guys think about?
Me: Like, seriously, does anything else go on inside your heads?
Person: sex your ass
Person: i mastrubated to you last night
Me: ...
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Person: it was good
Me: I'm sure you're just cracking up over this.
Person: no im serious
Person: i wish i were a girl, then i could use a vibrator
Me: So serious that you lied to me about who you were?
Person: i didnt lie
Me: Yeah, you did.
Person: i just said that that was my name because if i told you my real name, you would cal me and tell me to go fuck myself.. which by the way, i already did
Me: I wouldn't call you, are you kidding?
Person: 1800 fuck me 2
Me: I'd tell it to your face... unless you were being the nice stalker.
Me: Lolz, no.
Person: i dont like to play nice
Person: ...
Person: meow
Person: i have a colection of handcuffs
Person: I bind my hands to the bed then i flip up and lick erection
Person: will you do that to me
Me: Wow, this is really too much info, I don't care, and no, I won't.
Me: How do you even know me, anyway?
Me: Are we in any of the same classes?
Person: there is this one spot where i like it
Me: Or did you just pick a random person to stalk?
Person: if you meet my outside the caf at either lunch on tuesday, we can go to the school nurces office and get a condum, unless you want to have my baby, which is alright with me my sexy beetach
Me: Lolz, you're funny.
Me: You're also avoiding my questions.
Person: what is your question
Person: d o you want to know where the special spot is
Me: How do you know me?
Person: ?
Person: im always watching
Me: Are we in any of the same classes?
Person: look behind you
Me: How much do you watch?
Me: Do you actually know anything about me?
Person: 25 hours a day
Person: [my name]
Person: [my age]
Person: your a gymnist
Person: your mom speaks spanish
Person: you like lotr
Person: youre brother is in love with baseball
Person: you have your ears pierced but you dont wear earings to school
Person: your cousin steals from you
All of the above is true. At this point, I'm 95% sure it's one of my friends playing some sick joke. STOP IT, it's perverted.
Person: .
Person: ....
Person: sexy
Person: youre avoiding my question
Person: whats youre fav position
Me: I don't have a favorite position. And if I did, I certainly wouldn't tell you.
Person: why
Me: Jeez, you're a hardcore stalker.
Me: Lolz.
Person: answer my question
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Me: Wow. You like that word, don't you?
Person: i feel the need to get the handcuffs out again, bye my sweets
Me: ...The fuck?
Person: :-*
Person: ttyl
Person signed off at 3:45:20 PM.
This is getting a little out of hand... I don't even mind when the person gets all perverted, but the only way they could find half of that stuff out is if they were one of my friends, in which case THIS IS A FUCKING SICK JOKE, SO STOP IT.
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If this gets any further, you're going to need to take some action.
Does he have a profile or anything?
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Whoa.
Me: Um, no, is sex all you guys think about?
Me: Like, seriously, does anything else go on inside your heads?
Person: sex your ass
Person: i mastrubated to you last night
Me: ...
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Person: it was good
Me: I'm sure you're just cracking up over this.
Person: no im serious
Person: i wish i were a girl, then i could use a vibrator
OK, well first...eww. Second...eww. Third, isn't it amazing, I am using my livejournal. Lol. And then the whole thing about getting a condom, I love your reaction though, I'm sure you're cracking up over this. Lol. Nice job. Just be careful.
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Re: Whoa.
*iz ded from shock of
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Eh, I don't think he's that harmful. I'm pretty sure that this is a joke, lol. I just wish I knew who.
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Re: Whoa.
I'm evil.
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from the looks of yours, probably a friend playing a trick.
my stalker is completely legit but i know who he is and we're friends
hmmmm... maybe i should post about him
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Although I'm inclined to think that a friend would have remembered my age...
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