Just because I'm morbidly curious...

Be honest.
Comment to this post (anonymously, signed in, whatever) and tell me something that bothers you about me. I don't know shit about IP addresses, so don't worry about me figuring out who you are or whatever. I'm not that into computers.

So, to recap: Say whatever you want about me. Even if it's that you despise me and think I smell terrible. :P