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History

Elise: *goes to tear off a piece of paper for a friend, and accidentally rips off a piece of paper that she didn't want to* *gasps* Oh no!
Everyone: What?
Elise: *looks mournfully at the paper* It's only attached by one little strand... Hang in there, little guy!

Louis: So, why do we have the death penalty in America?
Michael: *slams hands down on the table* BECAUSE IT'S RIGHT.

Teacher: Well, if you're insane, then you can't be killed.
Louis: Wait, why aren't we killing them? They're the ones that need to be killed.

Spanish

Jake: Will me and Tory get better grades if we try?

*giggles* So much fun in class...