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Watched The Fast and the Furious last night with a friend, and it reminded me of this one time I watched 2 Fast 2 Furious and Fast & Furious back-to-back and then liveblogged it, only I did it on Facebook instead of Twitter. It started innocently enough...

09:12 - Watching 2 Fast 2 Furious... always in awe at the flawless dialogue.

And then it progressed...

09:27 - ‎"What you checkin' her out for?" "I'm not checkin' her out." "Yes, you were." "No, I wasn't." "I seen you checkin' her out man." "Ok, I was. Now shut up." "You shut up. Don't tell me to shut up." #2fast2furious #winningdialogue

09:28 - ‎"It's a work in progress. It's not finished yet." #2fast2furious #ohreally #thanksfortheinfo

09:33 - "It's getting thick real quick." #2fast2furious Paul Walker needs all the acting awards.

09:45 - That awkward moment when you're bitching about cops and three of the four people in your party are actually undercover cops. #2fast2furious

10:23 - ‎"Boat... Car... Boat... You're not going to do what I think you are, are you... OHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTTTTTT BRIAN YOU CRAZY MAN!!!!" #2fast2furious #flawfree #whenwillyourfaves

10:45 - "LET'S MAKE SOME MONEY!!!" #fast&furious4 #analucia #accurate

11:09 - ‎"You the boss? Or am I talking to the boss?" "Do I look like a boss?" #fast&furious4 #nicecomeback

11:11 - ‎"You sure you wanna do this?" "A lot has changed." "You're right." #fast&furious4 #unresolvedsexualtension #winningdialogue

11:14 - "Sorry, car." #fast&furious4 #adorable #whenwillyourfave #tubesocks

11:33 - ‎"You looked under my hood?!" #iseewhatyoudidthere

Yeah, I kind of blew up some of my friends' newsfeeds... #norihgrets