I have come to the conclusion that UPS guys are ninjas.
No, seriously.
Every time we get something from them, I hear their van in the driveway, but by the time I look out they're already pulling away and the package has somehow managed to get to the door or something. They never ring the bell and you never hear their footsteps or even see them!
The FedEx guys aren't, though. I caught one of them in the act today.
On another note, The Departed (in three minutes). I haven't even seen the movie and I thought it was hilarious.
ETA:

Want, take, credit.
I couldn't resist. :P
No, seriously.
Every time we get something from them, I hear their van in the driveway, but by the time I look out they're already pulling away and the package has somehow managed to get to the door or something. They never ring the bell and you never hear their footsteps or even see them!
The FedEx guys aren't, though. I caught one of them in the act today.
On another note, The Departed (in three minutes). I haven't even seen the movie and I thought it was hilarious.
ETA:
Want, take, credit.
I couldn't resist. :P