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Some quotes from my history class of awesomeness...
Teacher: Yeah, so, at my girlfriend's college, they had this rule where if you were visiting, you had to have three feet on the floor at all times.*
Sam: ...But what if your girlfriend didn't have any legs?
*In order to avoid, you know, students fornicating in the dorms.
Teacher: [talking about teachers who chaperone proms] Yeah, I think those are the people who are all like, *high-pitched, nasally voice* "I never got to go to my prom, so I'll just live vicariously through my students..."
Teacher: Yeah, that's how you answer the question "Why do bad things happen to good people?" "Because God wants it to be that way, now shut up." At least, that's how my priest explained it to me.
There was also some hilarious quote about it not being in good social form to kill other people before you commit suicide, but I don't remember enough of it to post it. =/
Lol, I love this class.
Teacher: Yeah, so, at my girlfriend's college, they had this rule where if you were visiting, you had to have three feet on the floor at all times.*
Sam: ...But what if your girlfriend didn't have any legs?
*In order to avoid, you know, students fornicating in the dorms.
Teacher: [talking about teachers who chaperone proms] Yeah, I think those are the people who are all like, *high-pitched, nasally voice* "I never got to go to my prom, so I'll just live vicariously through my students..."
Teacher: Yeah, that's how you answer the question "Why do bad things happen to good people?" "Because God wants it to be that way, now shut up." At least, that's how my priest explained it to me.
There was also some hilarious quote about it not being in good social form to kill other people before you commit suicide, but I don't remember enough of it to post it. =/
Lol, I love this class.
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