Wow, what a perv

[anolinde]

[mood: Giggly]
[music: My Humps- The Black Eyed Peas]

Okay, I just had the strangest conversation with the most perverted person ever.

So, I'm just doing my science homework, minding my own business, when some random person IMs me.

Person: hey
Me: Hi, who is this?
Person: whoever you want it to be
Person: ;-)
Me: ...
Person: its Jeff
Person: sry
Person: i had to say that
Me: Oh, lol, hi, what's up?

[Thinking it's Jeff, my friend]

Person: lol
Person: n2m you? ;-)
Me: Science flashcards.
Me: Not cool.
Person: how was school, i didnt see you all day....
Person: oh yeah
Me: Well, we saw each other at the beginning, cause we were talking about how not having science was teh rox0rz. ^_^
Person: oh yeah....
Person: lol
Person: im getting high off your sexyness....so i might forget a couple things
Me: Excuse me?
Person: jk
Person: hehe
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Person: sorry
Person: that was sister
Person: *my
Me: K.
Person: hey anolinde, sorry about that, my studip sister was on
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Person: omg shes so annoying
Person: ok i admit
Person: that wasnt my sister
Me: Um, wtf?
Person: your sexiness enlightens my day
Person: if you catch my drift
Me: Okay, who the hell are you?
Person: im jeff
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Me: Jeff who?
Person: jeff whatever you want it to be
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Person: ;-)
Me: Jeff what's-your-face, [last name of some Jeff in my grade]?
Person: if thats who you want it to be
Person: ...
Person: sexy
Me: I want you to tell me who you are.
Person: look, i just want to have a low key one nighter ok
Person: totally anonomus
Me: Wtf is wrong with you?
Me: And you can't even spell anonymous right, jeez.
Person: ill meet you infront of the cafeteria monday afternoon
Me: Um, no.
Person: why
Me: First of all, I have no interest in meeting you, second of all, you said you wanted to have a one-nighter, implying that it would be at night, and third of all, even if I had the slightest interest in doing that, I don't even know who you are, and wouldn't be able to identify you.
Me: God, you people are such morons.
Person: alright, would you rather have a real relationship?
Person: coz im ok with that
Me: Lolz, yeah, this is a real relationship.
Me: You do realize that in order to have a relationship with someone, you have to know who they are, right?
Person: youre so sexy it doesnt matter....but anyway i know are you....
Me: Yeah, but I don't know you.
Me: But thanks for the compliment.
Person: all that karate/ gymnastics did you good
Person: i like your ass
Me: Who the fuck are you?
Person: do you wanna fuck me
Me: And don't stare at my ass, you perverted jerk.

At that point, I had to sign off, because I was getting picked up for gymnastics.

Seriously, though, wtf? I added that guy to my buddy list so I can talk to him again, lol. He amuses me. But I really want to find out who he is. *shifty eyes* They're so perverted. And of course, none of my guy friends have signed on, so I can't ask them if they know him. Gah.

So, yeah, that was my day.