ext_231141 ([identity profile] anolinde.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] anolinde 2011-08-11 02:30 pm (UTC)

Haha, yeah, that's pretty intense for a first episode... I've only been able to watch it twice, it's so sad. =(

And no worries about being a creepy internet stalker! It happens to the best of us. ;)

The opening of Sweet Valley High #1, in all of its glory, goes roughly like this:

"Oh, Lizzie, do you believe how absolutely horrendous I look today?" Jessica Wakefield groaned as she stepped in front of her sister, Elizabeth, and stared at herself in the bedroom mirror. "I'm so gross! Just look at me. Everything is totally wrong. To begin with, I'm disgustingly fat..." With that, she spun around to show off a stunning figure without an extra ounce visible anywhere.

Very quality writing, obviously. =P

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting